Dwight Howard To Star In New Sports Comedy

Disclaimer: The following is a goofy pitch idea of my own conception. Therefore, I will consider any piece of work that resembles this pitch idea an inconsiderate rip-off. That is unless, of course, someone pays me handsomely for it.

Happy-go-lucky star center Dwayne ‘The Wall’ Showalter has been dazzling Chinese basketball fans since his off-the-court antics got him blackballed from the NBA. But when the owner of his team, the Anhui Pandas, signs some new American pros, The Wall must bring East and West together to save his team from going bankrupt. And when an All-Star NBA Squad, led by The Wall’s arch nemesis, challenges the Pandas to a showdown, the stakes for The Wall couldn’t be higher, either. Will The Wall turn chicken s___ into chicken chow mein?

Find out as Dwight Howard, Stephon Marbury, Yi Jianlian, Tracy McGrady, Gilbert Arenas, and LeBron James star in

Chairman of the Boards

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