Disclaimer: The following is a goofy pitch idea of my own conception. Therefore, I will consider any piece of work that resembles this pitch idea an inconsiderate rip-off. That is unless, of course, someone pays me handsomely for it.

Marquez, Marquez & Schuller is no ordinary law firm that specializes in immigration law in Philadelphia; it’s the third best. Although the attorneys work hard for their clients, the antics of their entry-level employees—who were once clients themselves—always find misadventures in and out of the office. Paul Rodriguez, Rosie Perez, and David Hyde Pierce play the law partners who endure the help of Russell Peters, Michael Blackson and Roselyn Sanchez in…

“Paralegal Aliens”

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